Over 4 million! We did it!
Dear Readers,
I'm very proud to announce today that, despite what you may have read about the vaccination rollout in the media, the Morrison government has reached its goal of four million by the end of March.
That's right -- Prime Minister Scott Morrison has now made over four million vaccination announcements since the roll out began late last year. That means that Australia is on track to achieve 25 million vaccination announcements by the end of October. That's one vaccination announcement for every man, woman and child in Australia.
So if you're worried that you haven't been vaccinated yet, rest assured that you will receive a vaccination announcement in the coming months. Obviously, there is an order in which the rollout is being conducted. If you live in a high risk electorate with a margin to the Liberal Party of less than 2%, you will receive your announcement first. Electorates that are classified as low risk (such as safe Labor seats), will receive theirs last.
Of course, there will be stuff ups and delays along the way. Never before has Australia ever attempted a PR exercise as complex as this. But when that happens, as it inevitably will, just remember: the states are to blame.
LIVE SHOW - NEW DATES
Following our critically acclaimed, sell-out run at the Adelaide Fringe, James and I are taking our new show on the road. It's the show that we had planned to tour with last year, fully updated to be all about the pandemic.
Canberra Theatre
4th May 2021 – 7:30pm
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Sydney, Enmore Theatre
6th May – 7pm
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Melbourne, Athenaeum Theatre
7th May – 6:30pm & 8:30pm
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Brisbane, Fortitude Valley Music Hall
20th May 2021 – 6:30pm
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(If you bought tickets last year to this show and it got cancelled, your ticket is still valid to this show -- check your email for details).
Hope you have a great Easter. Good luck if you're living in Brisbane at the moment, and if you're on Twitter, I hope Peter Dutton's defamation lawsuit against you goes well. Who knew a morally corrupt ex-cop from Queensland who looks like a potato could be defamed?
Charles Firth
Publisher
The Chaser
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