"Buy One Get One" Black Friday Bonanza
Dear Consumer,
I'm very proud to announce that The Chaser’s "Buy One Get One" Black Friday bonanza is back for another year.
As the retail world descends, The Chaser is proud to once again celebrate the religious festival of online shopping with its unique take on this mass frenzy of consumerism.
The Chaser Shop is the only place on the web this weekend where you can shop without being distracted by steep discounts, confusing specials and misleadingly well-targeted offers of "free shipping" and "bonus gifts".
Instead, we have a very simple, straightforward offer: Buy One, Get One.
That’s right, if you buy anything in The Chaser Shop over the next three days, you’ll get that thing for the price you’ve paid for it!
Confused? It works like this. Say you buy one of our famous Scott Morrison Towels for $49. Once you've completed the transaction, we'll send you the towel!
Still don’t get? Perhaps you buy a pack of 2020 Chaser Christmas cards. You pay the $24.95 it would normally cost, and then we’ll send you that pack. Bargain!
Or perhaps you want to buy a copy of The Chaser Annual 2020. Simply buy it in the Chaser shop this weekend, and we’ll send it to you!
Best of all, if you buy a mug from us and you’ll receive it, smashed into a thousand tiny pieces!
Remember, this offer is only available from The Chaser Shop.
Elsewhere, this weekend you'll get confusing discounts, endless special offers and mugs that don’t break in transit. Don’t fall for it. Celebrate Black Friday in full fashion with the only full priced online shop around: The Chaser Shop.
WAR ON 2020 - LIVE SHOW
To celebrate the dumpster fire that was 2020, we're putting on a live show: relive the year you'd rather forget, via a live show full of sketches and stunts about the year. Two nights only, (11th & 12th December). Hurry - it will sell out. BUY TICKETS
Charles Firth
Managing Editor
The Chaser
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