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Issue 107 - 13th November 2020

Relive The Horror That Was 2020


After a sold-out national tour last year, Chaser.com.au and The Shovel have teamed up again to bring you The War on 2020 livestream – an in-depth analysis of all the highlights (actually if we're being honest, it's mostly lowlights) of the year where The President suggested we drink bleach, where toilet paper was worth millions on the black market, and where ScoMo decided to take a relaxing holiday in Hawaii and caused his empathy consultant to have an aneurysm.

Featuring an all-star line up of Australia’s best satirical talent, join Mark Humphries (ABC’s 7:30), Charles Firth (The Chaser), Victoria Zerbst (SBS The Feed), Jenna Owen (SBS The Feed), James Schloeffel (The Shovel) plus a whole bunch of other funny people, as they dissect every terrible tragedy via an hour long livestream.

REVIEWS ABOUT OUR LAST SHOW

"I left with a score stomach from laughing extremely hard."
- Tara Ramsay, Theatre Travels

"A great way to tear up with laughter - or genuinely cry - at the state of Australian politics."
- Daryna Zadvirna, Grok Online

"Hi, I'm currently away on holidays so I will only be checking my emails irregularly. For anything urgent, you can reach me at 1800-Bunnings."
- Scott Morrison
 

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THE CHASER AND SHOVEL ANNUAL 2020

Due to a minor printing error, they're a little bit delayed, but they will be dispatched by 2030. Despite the delay, rest assured that none of the jokes about Donald Trump winning the election have been updated. BUY NOW

BUDGET MUGS

Yes we know they all arrived broken. No it's not a genius high-brow joke, it's a complete catastrophe. If you need a replacement please just email editor@chaser.com.au with the subject 'I know what you did Charles' - mostly because that will be very funny when Charles is flooded with those emails.

THE SHOT

The Chaser now has a much more serious sister site, The Shot. This week, it's selling anti-Herald Sun stickers to plaster around Melbourne. Check em out.

THE CHASER DAILY

You can now receive all the latest Chaser news headlines from the past 24 hours, direct to your inbox, without having to give all your data to Mark Zuckerberg. The email is automatically generated and sent out at 4pm (Melbourne time) each day just in time to miss all the most important updates. Sign up now.

SUPPORT THE CHASER

If you haven't already, please consider subscribing to the website to support independent fake news (and initiatives like The Shot). Your generous donations have so far covered almost two faberge eggs for our office, and 40 unpaid interns.


PODCAST - New episode out today

This week Charles tries to get DOCS called on him and we celebrate becoming the number 2 news site in Australia. Stream it online on our website or at Nova or download it in any podcast app, including:







WAR ON 2020: THE LIVESTREAM

Just to reiterate, we have a livestreaming show: Relive the year you'd rather forget, via a streaming comedy show full of sketches and stunts about the year. Two nights only, grab your tickets fast because they're already moving quickly for reasons we don't understand.
 
NEWS


Thank fuck



Socialist revolutionary Biden begins the slaughter of billionaires




America passes history test




World shocked as President who said he wouldn’t accept election result doesn’t accept election result



Donald Trump spotted fleeing across border to Mexico



Trump family rush to sell all the White House cutlery on Ebay


Putin resigns after losing American election



Florida Man retires to spend more time with daughter




Confused Giuliani holds press conference inside a Four Seasons condom



Republicans begin long search for the absolute worst person to nominate in 2024



Confused Trump team book rally in the Tina Arena



Muslim Latina woman sorry to hear Trump voters feel a bit worried by Biden



Comrade Biden seen driving a tank to Wall Street



Doctors amazed as local man miraculously regrows spine



Guy with dementia in basement rigs 75m votes, reports Fox



PM denies misogyny – “I never interrupted Tony when he was Minister for Women”



Trump retires to spend exactly the same amount of time playing golf



PM “too busy” ignoring sexual misconduct to find time for NAIDOC week



Trump takes election to ‘highest court’ in a special episode of Judge Judy

 

The Chaser and Shovel Annual 2020
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Relive the year you wish you could forget with the Chaser Annual 2020, the book critics are describing as "no I won't review your stupid book". Featuring all 50 tragedies and also the 3 good things that happened this year, it's the perfect bathroom reading for anyone who's a bit short on toilet paper.

  • "I like it almost as much as I enjoy molesting children" - George Pell
  • "Buying this book is the only scientifically proven way to protect yourself against 5G radiation." - Pete Evans
  • "The jokes are so on fire that I'm already halfway to Hawaii" - Scott Morrison

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