George Pell has been vindicated
Dear Reader,
A lot of people have been criticising George Pell after the Royal Commission's findings were released yesterday, showing that he's known about child sex abuse in the Catholic Church since 1973.
But if you think about it, it really does vindicate Pell. This report puts to rest all those allegations that Pell knew about child sex abuse in the church in the 1960s. It's only been since 1973 that he's been covering it all up.
We sincerely hope that everyone who claimed he'd been covering things up for longer than 47 years will retract their claims and apologise to the Cardinal.
In other news, Donald Trump's valet has unfortunately contracted coronavirus. We sincerely wish him a very, very, very speedy return to work.
Charles Firth
Managing Editor
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