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Issue 77 - 17th April

And now for something completely different

 

Dear Reader,

In this business, it’s important, and not just rip off ideas (and catch-phrases) from other people. One thing we’ve noticed in the past few months is the sheer paucity of new podcasts.

Last month alone, only 50 trillion new podcasts were launched. (They’re the figures for inner city Melbourne. It might be more elsewhere). So we’ve decided to use this time in lockdown to do something a bit different, and launch a new podcast series.

I know, I know. You’re thinking: what possible gap is there left in the podcast market that isn’t already done badly by a balding middle-aged American fuck knuckle? It's a hard one.

Originally we wanted to do a true crime podcast. But unfortunately we didn’t know of any crimes that hadn’t already been solved (and then later overturned by the high court of Australia).

So then we decide that we would instead commit the crimes ourselves and take out the middleman, so to speak. The great thing is that by murdering people ourselves, listeners wouldn’t be left with any of that annoying uncertainty that other true crime podcasts, like Serial, suffer from.

Unfortunately, before we could do that podcast, the lockdown laws came into effect, essentially making it a crime to have a dinner party of more than two people. While that meant there was a lot more crime about, it wasn’t the most thrilling listen, to be honest.

So instead, we pivoted, and have instead identified a new gap in the podcast market. There are lots of podcasts put out by the ABC and the Guardian and The Conversation that you know you can trust. But there is a real gap for a news podcast you know you can’t trust.

That’s where The Chaser Report comes in. It’s the only news bulletin you know you can’t trust. It launches today, so check it out here or at Apple Podcasts. And please subscribe to it wherever you get your podcasts.

Charles Firth
Managing Editor


A few other things...


THE CHASER QUARTERLY - 22-page sample online
Even in lockdown, you can still browse a free 22-page sampler of our latest book at ChaserShop.com. The fully revised second edition of The Anti-Expert's Guide to Everything includes a tasteful guide to how to cure coronavirus the natural way, without the pesky use of Western science.


THE CHASER REPORT PODCAST
The Chaser Report is a brand new podcast that makes it even harder to find reliable and up-to-date information that you know you can trust. Stream it online on our website or at Nova or subscribe at Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

NEWS


Turnbull releases book without any spine


“I’ll never use movement tracking app!” posts man on app that tracks his every move


Woman performing contact tracing to find who the hell lent her boyfriend a guitar


V’Landys backs down: NRL to return just for Mad Monday


Pell making a big deal of undoing his cassock in McDonald’s urinal


Morrison announces Covid-19 vaccine found, next year


Local woman so bored she’s now reading the 12 paragraph online recipe introductions


ABC announces it will punish reporters who criticised Pell, by moving them to another parish


“Stop wanting something for nothing” humphs landlord who gets tax break for nothing


“We should end lockdowns as people aren’t dying” says man who doesn’t seem to understand why people aren’t dying


Nation suffers internet outage after someone at NBN HQ makes phonecall on the landline


“What are all these people doing at Bunnings?” rages man at Bunnings


Pell spotted dressed up as Easter Bunny trying to lure kids with chocolate eggs


Bad news for New Zealand: Jacinda Ardern so successful she’s now legally Australian


Local man can’t wait for COVID cure so he can get back to spending all day inside on couch


Scientists warn 5G may cause people to believe stupid conspiracy theories


Second coming ends prematurely as Jesus killed in American airstrike

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  • Did you know that climate change graphs look very different indeed if you turn them upside down?
  • Have you ever noticed the alarming number of celebrities who have been vaccinated and then later died?
  • Did you know that over 99% of people who die in car crashes have eaten sultanas at some point in their life? And yet the government refuses to ban sultanas!

This book is sure to alarm even the most level-headed conspiracy theorist. This book takes on topics that others fear to address for fear of looking like a total idiot.

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